Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Camp Sweats-A-Lot


We went camping with the Porter clan before returning to Boston this summer. It was a little muggy, but still tons of fun. Sarah had some really fun activities planned and the kids all had a great time just being together with the cousins.


The little ones playing with the Fuzzooldles Tim got them. They loved those things.

Sarah planned a Minute to Win it game, the panty hose were a prop for that, but everyone wanted a turn with them. Look at James, still handsome even with lady's underwear on his noggin.

Bennett wore himself out and crashed on Grampy's shoulder while Grampy was trying to feed him dinner.



Miles got his first bee sting. Poor fellow.

Who doesn't love camping grub? My stomach is growling just thinking about "Hobo Dinners".


We had a poetry reading which was a total blast (another of Sarah's genuine ideas). I don't remember everyones poems, but Porter did Dentist Dan (Shel Silversteen), I can't remember Maya's poem, But the Elmer family did a group poem of the story Grumpy Bear and Bennett was the grumpy bear. Everyone got a kick out of him grumbling "ALL I REALLY WANT IS A QUIET PLACE TO SLEEP".

Here are some of the shots from the minuet to win it game. Everyone had a blast trying to do the stunts, and amazingly we accomplished most of them.




The next pictures are from a park we played at for a bit before saying our sad goodbyes and hitting the road.

Oh, and Casey bought Porter a bow and arrow, and everyone had fun playing around with that thing until the arrow split and pierced Hanny's hand. Poor thing...


It's always hard to say goodbye, especially for Maya. She's such a tender hearted little thing.

The Screech Boys


While everyone was together for Malerie's wedding, my father, an avid Beach Boys fan, finally got his dream come true. Since we were kids, he's always been trying to teach us harmony and since the Beach Boys have always been one of his favorites, we rounded up the boys who were willing to participate, Dan "the Showboat/Loveboat" Elmer, Jeff "I-got-the-High-Part" Elmer, and Casey "the Producer" Elmer, and sat in the studio recording till midnight till our wives collectively called it quits on us. So for your collective enjoyment, the first ever studio tracks of "The Elmer Boy Band".

Elmer Boy Band- Jeff, Casey, and Dan, "I Get Around"



Elmer Boy Band- Dan Elmer on Lead Vocals, "In the Still of the Night"




Behind the Music, a rare glimpse of Jeff and the Deftones in action. Note that it takes more than one try to get the right take.


Monday, October 4, 2010

Peanut Butt...er?

So while we were staying with the Porters in Louisville on our way back to Boston, the kids were their old mischievous selves and I found a trail of smeared Jif peanut butter on the floor, and the back door and doorknob, and then looking outside, this is what I found.




I'm not sure on the SPF of Peanut Butter, but i'm pretty sure its at least a 50+.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

The Flagon with the Dragon...

If you can finish the rest of this toungue twister, or if you can even name the movie that it's from, you're a genius. I rented the mystery Danny Kaye movie from Netflix this past week as we have been on a kick of 50's and 60's movies lately like "Cheaper by the Dozen" and "Belles on their Toes" because, well, they are so much more family friendly and equally entertaining. Amanda didn't think the unnamed Danny Kaye movie would be all that good and only reluctantly agreed to watch it with me because she needed something to do while she ate her bowl of Friendly's Blackberry Icecream. Well, by the time Danny Kaye was bumbling over the "Chalice from the Palace" bit, she was all smiles and giggles. She even taught the kids the tounge-twister the next morning and they have been loving it. I can remember my dad saying that Danny Kaye was the Jim Carrey of his generation, and after watching the mystery movie, (leave a comment and guess the title), I'm inclined to believe him. There is something wonderful about wholesome movies.

When I went to Priesthood session last night, I saw my former hometeachee, Matt Christensen of Duke basketball fame sitting with his father Clayton. Matt is an amazing guy and I have always been super impressed by his countenance and spiritual stature as well as his family and have added him to my list of people I should emulate, Matt Call being the other Matt on my list, along with a Jeff, Larry, Clayton B., Steve, and a few others. Anyways, every Harvard Business Student in the Cambridge 2nd ward where we used to attend were always going on about how much they loved their professor Clayton Christensen, who happens to be Matt's father, and how amazing his classes always are. Well, Clayton was diagnosed with lymphatic cancer I believe, last year, and he came to our sacrament meeting where he delivered an amazing talk and I could see where Matt got not only his altitude, but also his spiritual stature as well. So, when Pres. Monson began telling his story about Clayton who decided not to play basketball on Sunday, I was surprised and then again, not surprised to hear the President of the Church speaking about this faithful brother's experience who was only sitting a few rows behind me. Pres. Monson said Bro. Christiansen said that even though his team would be disapointed that he wouldn't be there to help play the championship game "that it was easier for bro. Christensen to keep the commandments 100% of the time, than 98%" and I thought about how I had made a similar covenant not to work on Sunday, and how I had, last semester, went in on a Sunday, the first time in my school career, the night before my final presentation, and worked with the class as I set up and prepared for the next day. I felt it was the right choice at the time as I had a partner depending on me, but Laci even gave me an out saying, "I know you don't normally work on Sundays". I wish I had chosen more wisely, but I know and agree with Pres. Monson's assessment that keeping the commandments 100% of the time is so much easier than 98% of the time. If you are wondering if you should be doing homework on Sundays, I urge you not to, I promise you that your assignments will not suffer, that you will find the time to get the work done that you need to, and that you will not only get the work done, but that you will excel above your classmates for the Lord has promised blessings of knowledge and wisdom to those who keep his commandments. I just want to thank Jenny Skaggs, Kim Frederickson, Holly Linerud, Amy Rumsey, and the other girls of my seminary class who first taught me this valuable lesson about not working on Sunday.
I had to add a contraband photo I took of the Sistine chapel last week when I was in Rome for a class trip. You can't be in the Sistine chapel and not be totally blown away. I went there with an friend and he said, "I don't believe in God, but that was amazing!"

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Devils Tower (playing catch up)

On our way back home from Washington we decided to break out trip up into three days of travel. The trip was fairly harmonious until on day two we woke up and went to eat breakfast in our hotel. You know how hotels have those little racks of tourist pamphlets strategically located near the continental breakfast nook? I typically try to distract Casey so he doesn't notice them and demand we make a stop in "Dinosaur Park" before heading out for the day. Well I was asleep on the job and he found the rack of pamphlets (YIKES). Not only did he decided to go on a harebrained adventure, but he decided he had "ALWAYS wanted to see Devils Tower", which happened to be backtracking over an hour. Aargh. I'm not one to squash someones dream of "ALWAYS wanting to see Devils Tower" and after hearing "We'll never be this close to Devils Tower again" 8 million times I finally gave in and braced myself for the adventure. It turned out to be an OK trip, and we did eventually make it home, so what am I complaining about?
Don't you wish you were there?
Whats a state park without a little teepee?
Handsome man.

I guess Porter didn't think it was all it was cracked up to be. My thoughts exactly.
Don't fret, Porter didn't actually puncture his neck with that big stick. It's an illusion.
Cute little curly Maya. She loves everything nature.
Porter capturing the moment with his lego camera.
Bennett found a nice quiet spot to sit and think.

Maya trying to feed the prairie dogs.