Fetch Bennett, Good Boy!

So, in tribute to all that Bennett has acomplished in the short 5 months since he's been here, I thought I might put him in the spotlight for once to show you that he hasn't just been practicing waking up at 6:30 am for the fun of it, or blowing out his onesies one day at a time. He's actually been working on enriching uranium for the Iranians, if only that pesky ball of uranium would stay put. Maybe that's why his diapers glow at night?